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Caroline has a scary net-stalker.
He seems to have gotten her e-mail address from MSN - of course, for some reason she has a picture attached to her profile. You'll have to ask her for the exact text of his messages, but they go something like "I'm an 18M who lives in Roswell. Let's get together and have some harmless fun. I saw your picture and I'd like to do some sexual things with you, although I'm not interested in a relationship."
His final e-mail reads, "By the way, nice-looking webpage. That's a great album."
I am sorely tempted to write back from my own addy. "Hi there! I'm glad you like the template; I worked pretty hard on it. Radiohead is a great band, aren't they? We sure have a lot in common! I even like to do sexual things with Caroline. Get the fuck away from my girlfriend, you disgusting, pathetic perv. Thanks, Nick."
Caroline, on the other hand, wants to reply and ask him for his picture. I think that'd be undesirably encouraging; how 'bout you?
This is Caroline. Now, the reason i want to reply is to see what kind of picture he's going to send me. Honestly, do you think that someone who sends such lewd emails (which i will post here after my comment) would send me a picture and it would be of some painfully gorgeous guy? Probably not. I want to see what kind of losers use the internet for the purposes of hooking up. C'mon... how funny would it be if he looked like Screech?
THE INFAMOUS EMAILS!!
To: Me
From: Him
Hey, this is an 18/m here from Roswell and I saw your profile on the msn search thing, just wanted to know if you would like to meet and mess around, just some innocent fun, lemme know I have a pic and everything, just write me back, thx
To:Him
From: Me
Wow. Has anyone ever actually agreed to do that?
To: Me
From: Him
Yea people have agreed, I have just never done it before. I'm not really looking for a relationship, just someone to do casual sexual things with, nothing more. I know it is kind of pathetic and it's not like I can't get a girl in real life, but I'm going to school in like a month and just wanted someone to mess around with some, especially if they live close to me. Know what I'm saying? Anyway, write me back
To: Me
From: Him
Nice homepage by the way, that's a great album
Nick @ 2:46 AM |