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Stay Away from my Girl
Oh sure. On the outside, it looks like our relationship is perfect. All roses and sunshine, right?
Hah! There's been a worm eating at the heart of our love since damn near the beginning. A little scrawny slimy worm with bad timing and worse manners, who goes by the name of Michael.
It all started when Madeline, Caroline's best friend, invited her to a hockey game. It would be the two of them, Madeline's boyfriend, and another male who Madeline assured her was "very nice." Gosh, what could this possibly be? I'm fine with Caroline going out with friends, female, male, or whatever. I can trust her, and if I couldn't, no amount of controlling idiocy would help. I didn't prevent her from going, or even ask her not to. I just warned her that it was a double date. She didn't believe me...until she got there. Hah! The cocky asshole put the moves on her nonstop.
To her credit, Caroline evaded his clumsy come-ons. He hasn't given up, though. First, he made her a button for her diary. Oooh, that pissed me off. To be fair, I felt pretty stupid being jealous over a button, but I am (a) better at Photoshop than this fucker and (b) supposed to be the "provider." He was definitely intruding on my territory, but I backed down because I felt like I was being overly protective. This was my mistake; appeasement never works!
From then on, it's been nothing but invitations. Invitations to hockey games...invitations to concerts...invitations to crack house orgies...the list goes on! Furthermore, it may just be me, but when a girl with a boyfriend says she doesn't want a file because it is too large to download quickly, it is not an invitation to make a penis joke!
This is a message for Michael: hands (and innuendos) off, unless you want to get back in the fiery water!
Oh yeah? Oh no!
Nick @ 11:00 PM |